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Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

More Breast Cancer Awareness

Yep – October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

If you Have breasts,
If you Love breasts,
If you Date breasts,
If you Admire breasts,

Please Be Aware.

Everyone needs to be Aware.

Awareness is serious business.

There’s Lots of serious things going on for Breast Cancer Awareness.

There’s Lots of merchandise being sold for Breast Cancer Awareness. Most is serious, some good, some not so serious, and some… well some is kinda WHAT ARE THEY THINKING? People just looking to make a buck however they can… Hey, as long as SOME of the proceeds go to the cause, then Go For It!

So… in the spirit of “fun”, here’s a list of 15 of the strangest Breast Cancer Awareness products out there (passed on from Comedy.com courtesy of The Rod Ryan Show on 94.5, The Buzz!). Thanks to my co-worker, Brandon, for pointing this list out to me – he knew I’d get a kick!

Hey, Who Knows… maybe the profits from that pink vibrator will be the tipping point for a Cure *LOL*

Tags: Breast Cancer Awareness, merchandise

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Monday, September 21st, 2009

Crabby Cranky and Totally Humbled

Sometimes you get caught in a crabby cranky mood.
Everyone gets them…

The crabby cranky that often makes you open mouth and insert foot.
Everyone gets them…

I get them.
I get that often these days.
Cuz I’m often crabby cranky at this whole flippin situation.
This whole flippin cancer situation.
cancer sucks, it robs everyone
it saps strength and hope and life…
And the crabby cranky sometimes spills over
Sometimes too often…

I recently joined Facebook.
It seems like everyone and their whoever wants to “Friend” everyone else.
Here a Friend, There a Friend…
People I don’t even know trying to Friend me.
Fernando from Spain, Buto from Africa, Mohammed from Libya.
WHO ARE YOU?

I am very wary…

A Friend of a Friend tried to Friend me.
And it caught me at a crabby cranky moment
and I had a crabby cranky moment on his Wall
(in what I Thought was a Private crabby cranky comment)
asking Why she would try and Friend me.
She and I don’t know each other, have never met, never exchanged a word – so why?

Again – very wary…

Then I am suddenly on her email list.
Getting info from her, regarding her business, her living.
So I reply back to her in a crabby cranky manner
Explaining that I really don’t have time for her business info, that I am fighting my own battle.

And this woman replies to me
in the Kindest, Most Generous manner
With Humor and a Gentle touch
Offering to help me.

To Help Me.

To.Help.Me.

When I Thanked her, she told me “it’s the High Holy Days… Sunday God balances my account and closes my Book of Life… I’d like to think I’ve touched at least a few lives along the way this year!

What a Wonderful outlook.
What a Wonderful spirit.

For whatever reason we have been led to each other, we do not yet know.

I am so Humbled.

And picking my toenails from between my teeth

from inserted foot.

Thank You, Pamela.

Tags: crabby, Facebook, Pamela

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Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

In The Pinks

I know I’m gonna loose my hair. Damn Chemo. Might as well have “a lil fun”…

Decided to dye my hair Hot Neon Pink. Have always wanted to do something “crazy” like this, just never had the nerve. Now I don’t need the nerve.

I checked with Tom, my boss at work, to be sure that there’d be no issue with my doing this. He is So Awesome. He told to to Go Ahead, to do what I needed to do to get through the situation. Very Supportive.

Mom helped with this…

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